Luxury beat Production on a budget
We put the "bum" in Album Art
Lyrics so fresh they still got the label
Hear it from our founder, Von Taffer!
"I hate trap music!"
When I made ShittyTrapBeats.com, I was in a pit of despair. I'd tried a thousand times to launch artists under nu-metal, jazz, neurofunk, and house music genres. Each time, no one gave a shit. Eventually, I stopped giving a shit. Then I heard that a local trap artist downloaded samples from the internet and made $10k from a song he made in a night while blasted on codeine. I thought, hell, maybe I could make it faster without the codeine!
Eventually, I stopped giving a shit.
Eventually, I found myself downloading the same overused Lex Luger sample kit everyone uses, grabbing some loops and samples from Splice and NI, thought long and hard about wearing my hat backwards, and decided to launch SHITTYTRAPBEATS.COM. Realistically, if I could mix and master worth a shit anymore, these would be Grammy-level bullshit songs. I might even call Lizzo a seal and have Kanye start shit with me so HE can be relevant again.
The Sound of a Generation
It's no secret that kids these days have the creativity of the sand in a sand pit. As in, just the sand with no one shaping it. Basically dirt, kids these days have the creativity of dirt. But, dirt and sand have infinite potential. It just takes someone talented to put in the effort to make it shine. Here at SHITTYTRAPBEATS.com, we do that, sometimes. Since 2023, we have been putting gold behind the microphones stuffed in the bedroom studios of misfits, gangstas, and wannabe superstars. Call us today, and get yourself a SHITTYTRAPBEAT.com original.