F@ F@ the Cat (Big Boi Loof)
This little rascal was plucked off the streets of Lincoln, California by yours truly. When I met him, he was a little scaredy-cat nobody. Now he's king of the streets, and EVERYBODY knows it. His commanding presence on and off the microphone has ladies swooning, and fellas jelly. Fattest fat on the market, marbling is prime and he's ready to melt in your mouth. He's a kobe killa and a prime rib pontificator!
Cutter Sarc (Infamous Flap)
Get your ears ready, because this little fucker spits solid gold. Often called the "Midas Clutch," this svelte feline fiend is well-known to the residents of the Bay-Area, California for his charming style and witty one-liners. Watch your ladies, fellas, because this one snags em and there's nothing you can do about it. Word is, he's a real "daddy's boy" - but let's just say, he'll get your girl calling him "daddy" right quick.
Wild Hoody Jorb B Loaf (Young Curves)
The OG since '93, this saucy momma comes from the heart of the Bay Area. With big dreams and even bigger curves, her beats are so THICC, you'd think she works at Steak n Shake. New on the trap scene but spittin' since 2015, her quick freestyles and unstoppable vocal work take her tracks to Salesforce-tower heights.
Graham da Cracker (Swingline)
Number one since '91! This fucker has been both in the booth and behind the glass - he's managed acts from Texas to California, background production, and some say he has the "mysterious voice." What does that mean? He has a way of sounding different on every track! Ladies say he has a way of making you gooey in between his cracker-crust hardstyle beats and his velvety, chocolate center. Yum!